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18 December 2006

Islam, the Best Religion Ever

 

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What other major religion allows a man to have four wives?  Only small sects like Mormons do and they are persecuted like criminals for doing so.  Maybe some aborigines tribes in Africa, South America or Oceania, but they are too small to consider. Islam has the widest selection of women - about 600 million - just make sure she is not already married. Allah Hu Akbar!

In what other religion is it encouraged to beat wives when they do not obey their twice-as-smart husbands? You do not even have to worry if she is beaten too hard and she is disfigured; it is licit to divorce and marry as many times as desired. You only have to say "I divorce you" three times consecutively.  It is even permissible to marry for an hour just for sex. Even when divorced, women do not keep your children with her nor receive anything from their ex-husbands, except grief. Another advantage is that a man can divorce his wife for any or no reason and does not have to tell her. She will know when she is kicked out the house. Women we do this for your protection, because men are smarter and Allah has made us your protector. Allah is so fair and merciful that he allows women to get half of what men get in heritance. After all women are only half of intelligent as men. Allah Hu Akbar!
     
If young girls are more to your liking it is fine to marry nine year old girls and have all the sex in any position you like, as our Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) did. Who needs sinful pornography when sex slaves are available as right hand possessions?  Oh yes, slaves! Though the rest of the world has banned the practice long ago it is still legal with us Muslims. Imagine having your own slaves!  Slaves will be cheap and plentiful after Jihad has victory over Kuffar (infidels) nations. Allah Hu Akbar!

The Qur’an has all the science the Kuffar (infidels) have discovered. Revealed to Muhammad (PBUH) centuries before modern scientist in such diverse fields as medicine, embryology, geology, astronomy - all was spelled out in the Qur’an. Sperm comes out of the backbone, a blood clot the first stage of human development, mountains are pegs that hold the earth's crust  and the Sun rises from a murky puddle in the far east. Allah Hu Akbar!
 
As a Muslim, thinking is not necessary; Mohammed (PBUH) was giving the Holy Qur’an. Memorize it, follow it blindly and forget about thinking. All the questions are answered in Qur’an, or Hadith. No need to either look any further or think any deeper. Allah knows thinking is not good, it can give you a headache and make you stray from Islam’s righteous ways. So thinking is not good. Allah Hu Akbar!

Do not want to wait to die and go to Paradise? Allah has an express route. Be a Martyr. Kill as many people possible by killing yourself and Allah will be meeting you with 72 black eyed virgins, to have sex and all the wine you can drink. Allah doesn’t allow us to drink alcohol while we live, but dead, we can drink all we want. Allah loves wild orgies, with mutilated, drunk and violent warriors; that’s what the virgins are for.Allah Hu Akbar!

For a Muslim, health is very important and much better and less expensive than western medicine.  To keep healthy seven dates with black seeds will do. Occasionally it might be necessary to take Camel Urine with milk. If a fly falls in the urine-mixed milk just dip the fly in, make sure that both wings get soaked and Hey Presto! Milk is sanitized.  Allah Hu Akbar!
      
Have you noticed Islamic countries have no crazy people?  In the Qur’an madness is caused by jinns. The good news is that jinns will come out with beatings. No need for psychologist or psychiatrist - a cricket bat will do. Allah Hu Akbar!

Being always correct is another perk of being Muslim. Debates with Kaffur (infidels) are always won by Muslims because Kaffur (infidels) are all liars. Truth cannot contradict the Qur’an and when it does we have Taqiyya. Taqiyya is a dissimulation strategy that works wonders. It keeps Islam’s many enemies from knowing our real intentions, from knowing our truths. With Taqiyya, Muslims do not need to tell the truth to Kaffur (infidels). As Muslims we will always know the truth regardless of what we tell the Kaffur (infidels). Allah Hu Akbar!
 
Join the best and only true religion. Join now because in Islam there is no compulsion in religion. Don’t wait because we would cut your heads off. Islam is a Faith of peace, and no peace is more profound than that of the grave. Don’t you agree?


Allah Hu Akbar!

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Comments

Please research and read the Quran before you go and blast a religion you obviously know nothing about. This is just as bad as people in the middle east blasting westerners and christians for what they see on Al Jazeera. Here is what you are wrong about..
-the status of men and women in islam
-martyrdom
-slavery (the first person to call azan for prayer in mecca was a freed slave whose name was Bilal..so how could islam be pro slavery then?)
-your implications that islam is a religion of war and violence.
Please dont look at the actions of people who abuse islam and use it as a political pawn, look at the religion itself. Read the Quran and find out for yourself.
And also-a man named Omar who wanted the Caliphate from the prophets holy family changed the rules of divorce.
Originally, the rules were that a couple must wait three waiting periods and in those waiting periods they must recieve some sort of counseling in order to solve whatever problem they had, for each waiting period. this was about a month or more for each period, Omar came along and changed the rules (gods rules) so that a MAN may divorce his wife just by three words.
Now, comparing the first part with the latter, isnt the second much more abusive to the sanctity of marriage??
The CORRECT information regarding Islam and the prophet is there, you just have to know where to find it. I can help you if you want.

Posted by: H | 19 December 2006

ALL PRAISE TO TRUE GOD NAME ALLAH. YES, IAM MUSLEM MAN AND WHAT I READ ABOVE IS TRUE. I AM NOW RE THINKING ABOUT ISLAM AND I DO FIND FAULTS IN THAT WAY OF THINKING,I AM NOW RESEARCHING TRUTHS IN MY FAITH. HOWEVER, PERSONALLY SPEAKING,I DONT LIKE LIES. YES,ISLAM HAS BLOOD ON OUR HANDS. ONE THING I DONT LIKE IS LIES. SPEAKING THE TRUTH IS ALL MATTER TO ME. ANY ONE DEFENDS LIES IS A LIAR HIMSELF. SHAME ON U FOOLS. I DONT LIKE PEOPLE DEFENDING LIES. MAYBE I SHOULD RE SIGN AND LEAVE ISLAM AND BE A CHRISTIAN? MY RELIGION IS NOW MORE CORRUPPTED THEN EVER! I COME FROM IRAQ. I SEEN PERSONALLY SPEAKING MY FELLOW SO CALLED MUSLEM FRIENDS KILLING THEMSELVES. SHAME ON US..OUR RELIGION IS NOW..MORE WORSE OFF THEN ANY RELIGION. ITS TRUE,MUSLEM DONT HELP MUSLEM BUT WITH A GUN SEE FOR URSELF. ALIE

Posted by: alie khan | 21 December 2006

I was raised in a christian home. I found myself at a crossroads after a life altering and eye opening event. I chose to leave the church after my Priest, Father Micheal Robert O' Donald molested my 5 year old son and gave him herpes. I thought back to how I accepted this horrible faith in the first place. I couldn't think of any scriptural reason why I had accepted Jesus as messiah.

The men who are constantantly raping our little boy's are not Muslim, their names are not Ali, or Rashhed, they have Christian names like Mark, and, James and Matthew.
I understand that the Catholic church is desparate to divert
attention away from the child molestation in there midst.

Please feel free to bring up what Muhammad did 1500 years ago that may aid as a temporary diversion. The fact is My son will never be the same he has horrible outbreaks around his rectum that bleed a mixture of blood and puss. And all the Church did was transfer the priest to Wisconsin.

It is sad that the Catholic church is too busy on this racist witch hunt against Muslims to clean up their own church.
I have since become a Jew and I can prove the Catholic church is a FAKE!!!! If any Catholic needs help leaving the terrible Catholic religion please ontact me....

peterusa1@verizon.net


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Posted by: Why I left christianity | 22 December 2006

As a Black person, this is what I do not understand.Can some one
tell me Why in the year 2006 Christian Churches in America are still
mostly segregated?

I would really like an answer. :-/

Posted by: Leroy Lassiter | 22 December 2006

Haha straight up. Yeh, that's the facts for all you terrorists ( muslims). You think it's only Osama, tell that to the any islamic states. Yeh let's all live in Afghanistan/Saudi Arabia/Turkey/Somalia/Or any shitty suburb in a good country woo: thats what happens when theyre left in charge. What are you psycho towel headed bastards gonna do, Fatwa me? HAHA

Posted by: the Truth | 22 December 2006

First of all there are no Islamic states, all of the states you mentioned do not have Islam as law they have laws above the Quran which makes them secular.

I am Black American and I left Christianity and moved to Indonesia, I get treated much better here. No more segregated churches with pictures of white men on the wall for me.

Posted by: James Rafeeq | 23 December 2006

"The men who are constantantly raping our little boy's are not Muslim, their names are not Ali, or Rashhed,"
You ought to spend some time in a few islamic crapistans... Pedophilia runs rampant in islamic countries. I SAW man-boy love Tuesday in Kandahar, Afghanistan during my first tour of duty there, boy whores painted up for latent homosexual muslim men to molest.

James Rafeeq, you need to read the koran & see that you are a 4th class citizen to the muslims due to your skin color... Oh yeah, in Gulf Arab countries, you'll find yourself very unpopular.

Posted by: Jimbo | 24 December 2006

Instead of reading the Quran, I will read you are to stupid to knopw the Quran is not spelled with a "K."

Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)

THE BIBLE CLEARLY ENDORSES SLAVERY!!!

The bible clearly states, Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts... THATS BULLSHIT!!!!!

Posted by: James Rafeeq | 24 December 2006

To add to James statement; the Islam has a system of freeing slaves; for instance, if a man failed to fast without any reasonable excuse during the month of Ramadan, or if he failed to observe fast of i'tikaf or vow, etc, he had to free a slave for each day.

I gurantee no Christian here can give us the Christian method of freeing slaves because there isn't one!!!

Posted by: Exchristian | 24 December 2006

Leroy Lassiter, the reason the churchs are still segregated in America is the same reason the KKK is a Christian terrorist group who has killed more Americans than Al qaidah could ever achieve,,,,

Posted by: Apostate Baptist | 24 December 2006

JESUS (pbuh) (A RACIST): Only came for the Jews (a) these twelve Jesus sent forth, and commanded them saying GO NOT into the way of the Gentiles, and into any city of the Samaritans ENTER YE NOT. "But go ye rather unto the lost sheep of THE HOUSE OF ISRAEL (to the Jews only)." MATTHEW 10:5-6 (b) "But he (Jesus) answered and said, I am NOT SENT but unto the lost sheep of the HOUSE OF ISRAEL (the Jews only). "Then came she (the Canaanite woman) and worshipped him, saying Lord, help me (to cure my daughter). "But he answered and said, it is not meet to take the children's bread and CAST IT TO DOGS (the non-Jews). " MATTHEW 15:24-26

Posted by: Crossfire | 24 December 2006

To James or anyone other muslim. It is obvious that Christians have started this website because they are and feeling threatened by an increasingly popular islam. For you all to come on this site and provoke religious hate e.g crossfire, exchristian and James Rafeeq shows the mentality of the violent and dangerous minds that islam creates. You should, instead, be trying to prove to Christians that Islam can change it's violent ways. And maybe read over the text and ask yourselves whether there is any truth in it.

Posted by: TD | 28 December 2006

It is truly obvious that Christians have started this website because they are and feeling threatened by an increasingly popular islam. Maybe the Christians here need to reach out to Muslims in the spirit of Christ instead of the spirit of hate....oh, I forgot....the bible teaches hate;

"If any man come to me, and HATE NOT his father, and mother, and wife, and children. . . HE CANNOT be my disciple." LUKE 14:26

Posted by: Crossfire | 28 December 2006

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